Paris Hilton is boring, and I’m not going to take it anymore. . . .

I used to frequent gossip sites. You know, those nasty, vituperative sites that catalogue absolutely everything that a celebrity, or quasi-celebrity, does, then mocks it? (For those of you who do not frequent, here is a sample.)
Now, I’m no stranger to judgment. It’s my favorite game. Especially when it comes to women.
Except that recently, I’ve [...]