I have a secret crush on Nathan Fillion and Neil Patrick Harris.

17 07 2008

After seeing this:

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog

I am a horrible Buffy the Vampire Slayer dorkette. Not only did I watch every single episode religiously, but I bought the entire series. When I saw that Joss Wheedon was doing this, I had to check it out. The first episode is kind of slow, but if you stick with it you will hear lines like, “The hammer is my penis.” Good stuff.

I promise, I’ll get back to more serious topics and commentary at some point, but it’s the summer for crying out loud.





Sometimes it sucks to be a girl. . . . literally.

17 07 2008

I hate advertising. I hate that hot women that don’t even get most of the jokes from “That 70s Show”are supposed to sell me clothing. I hate the pervy men (and women) that make these marketing/PR decisions.

This is a new ad for American Apparel:

Um, OK.

This is about cotton underwear, right?

Then why does this look like porn?

She’s licking his dick?! Seriously?!

Maybe this is just a more honest version of the advertising we are already used to seeing, making a girl literally looking like a porn star, instead of just simulating it. Rumor has it that the guy in the photo is the owner of the company. Gross. Double gross.

I hope that if I ever have children I have boys, so that I don’t have to explain to young girls that this is ridiculous nonsense. Or dissuade them from trying to emulate what they see in advertising, like God knows I did at a young age. (It was easier when the role models were just wearing blue mascara, neon, and shoulder pads.)

I hate being a woman sometimes.

Except when I look at this:

If we’re going to have sexist advertising, for Christ’s sake, at least make it involve equal opportunity ogling. And ditto for the attendant body image problems.