Syracuse wins lacrosse title, makes front page of NYT, and makes me realize that I forgot that sport still existed.

The other night at karaoke - yes, karaoke - a new friend expressed surprise that I had dated a football player in college. I was talking about sports, I think it was about playing dodgeball - yes, dodgeball - and said I thought that the only people who had fond memories of gym class were [...]

In honor of the new baseball season, an old favorite.

I don’t know - third base!
That’s right!
I don’t even know what I’m talking about!
(The forerunners of academese - the language of the anti-masses.)

The Napoleon Complex and Suicide - a New Weird Study about Birth Length

So, I usually stay up late and get up rather late (one of the benefits of having no children), and I hadn’t yet had my first cup of coffee when I spotted a news story on the BBC about a new study out of Sweden. It’s about birth length and weight in boys, and their [...]

You’re not in Mexico anymore, Dorothy.

Suck it, Tony Romo.
I’m always happy to see someone who is a little too cocky bite the dust. Call me an underdog supporter, but unbelievably, I am slowly being turned into a Giants fan. I’m simply ecstatic that Romo was bested, especially after blowing off to Mexico for a “Who cares if I have an [...]

The Lakers’ Sexy Shorts

OK, I admit to not loving basketball. Although I grew up in Indiana, where we were actually graded on how many free throws we could make in gym class (2 out of 5 was passing), I’m not a huge fan of the game. It’s fast paced, which I like, but it’s generally not a fun [...]

I hate Tom Brady so much it makes my nose bleed

Well, not quite that much, but almost.
The man is smug. And too pretty. And left his baby-mama for a supermodel (with the mama ‘just’ a gorgeous model/actress, but not famous enough).
I went to school in the Boston area and my father was a die-hard Patriots fan. In my teens, I was on the 50-yard-line at [...]